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Rated R (for Raunchy)


My regular readers will know I have a series on here titled; Rated R (for Random), where I express my random thoughts. Today's Rated R is slightly different. Today's Rated R is for Raunchy. Anyone who is getting excited thinking I'm about to reveal my deepest sexual fantasies, can get their minds out of the gutter because that is not what this entry is about. Today's entry is about shoes my friends. Yes that's right. Shoes.

The other night I was telling a friend of mine about a new pair of shoes I had just ordered. I, forgetting I was talking to a male friend, got all excited at the thought of slipping my feet in to these little beauties. I shouldn't have been shocked therefore when he said: "you sound like you're having an orgasm". All I could do was laugh.

What men need to realise is that shoes, like chocolate, have magical powers. A hot pair of shoes can set off endorphins in a womans brain, giving her immense pleasure. This is a fact and any man who thinks a woman is wearing a particular pair of shoes for their benefit, is sadly mistaken. We wear these gorgeous things for ourselves because they make us feel good and no we don't care about the pain, we firm it but that doesn't mean guys, that we wouldn't appreciate a nice foot massage at the end of the day.

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  1. hahahaha foot massage at the end of the day!

    Nice one. And very true lol xxxxxxx

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  2. sadly i cant agree its allllllllllllllllll about comfort for me. i have like 2 pairs of shoes and out of those two i kinda only really wear one. weddings, masjid , work everything loool i know its bad but i just love them no need for anything else.

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